Just a bit of light reading.
My name is Stephanie Huber and I am a copywriter, despite the fact that I would prefer to be Wonder Woman. Some things I can do, despite not having a kick-ass invisible plane or Amazonian strength, are strategize campaigns, come up with pretty insane concepts, and create some witty-verging-on-sarcastic copy. Ideally I would like to find out a way to become Wonder Woman, but failing that, I want to be a junior copywriter and work my way up to being a Chief Creative Officer or open my own agency and decorate it in the theme of Themyscira.
Other things I do when I am not working on developing superpowers include taking over the planet via chocolate chip cookies, writing Harry Potter graffiti in women's restrooms, and perfecting obnoxious responses for online dating.